Behind the times

August 4th, 2008

Did you know that audio racks are NOT shelves to hold your tapes and cds? Yes, I said tapes. Get over it. No, those are different animals. Audio racks are big, fairly expensive pieces of furniture designed to hold you stereos, televisions and such. Does it shock you all to know that my “stereo” is a boom box? And that it can indeed play casette tapes?

Uh-oh

August 4th, 2008

It may be time to investigate diet pills after all. Seems I got a little sloppy in my counting and failed to lose weight last week. I might even have added an ounce or two. I am not happy about that in the least, let me assure you! Do you know of any that are safe and effective and won’t turn me into a raving lunatic?

Pore me

August 1st, 2008

I have been blessed with skin that is not acne prone. In fact, the sure way for me to get get blemishes as a teen was to use acne products designed to prevent them. Noxema was my worst enemy! I’m not quite sure how that all works, though, because I still have pores large enough to park and SUV in.

20 grams per day

July 29th, 2008

That’s how much saturated fat I allow myself pe day. See, I have high cholesterol, and too much saturated fat can cause your cholesterol levels to rise, and where’s the fun in that? Besides, if I get an estimate for life insurance rates, I want to be able to say that I don’t smoke, and I have mo pre-existing conditions. Because it’s cheaper. Not that I can afford even cheap life insurance just now. I guess that puts me in the category of folks how can’t die because they can’t afford it.

I thought I could

July 26th, 2008

and I thank I have. I do believe that he scale said 146 this morning. I’m not officially believing it until i see it again, but yeah. Not looking for legal steroids to bulk back up either. Have I mentioned that my pants are falling down?