You Know Not!

el-oh, my name is STEvan, and I am calling you on behaf off EmElAx DireCK. Do you haf health issuance? Why do you not want the health issuance? And I am in Flooreedah.

And then when I said “I am from Mars”, he told me he was sorry.

I don’t want it. If I can’t figure out what it is you are selling, I don’t want it. Stamps are issued, health is insured, and if you really expect me to believe you are in Flooreedah, get a real estate agent and move there. Call me back when I can’t cut your accent with my paring knife.

But I do thank you for the 10 minutes of entertainment I had stringing you along, STEvan.

I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that YKN mostly stands for You KNOW! that she really didn’t write that crap. I mean……….ok. I can cover a lot of ground here, everything from land for sale to jello, but I just can’t seem to pull together a cohesive blog. It frustrating.

And the most frustrating part is that I seem to be always on the cusp of figuring it out. It’s like tasting a banana without eating one.

I’m still sitting here in the dark.. The blog fairy has not flipped on the kichler lighting, so there ya go. Well, that’s not exactly true. Since I last posted I have watched one episode of Star-Trek:TNG. I have read a couple of magazines and 2 books on quilting, all of which I would talk about on my craft blog if I talked about them at all. And I have listened to podcasts, likewise on crafts. I guess I have had the light turned on at least in the respect: If I am going to pull this blog out, it won’t be based on tv. Or books. Or movies.

Ok, I think the time has come to admit something. I’ve been stamping return to sender on the postcards in my mental mailbox for a few weeks now, but sometimes mental Mailboxes contain stuff that should be paid attention to, and I think this is one of those times.

I am just not having fun here. I like the idea behind this blog, but I just don’t spend enough time entertaining myself via media to make it an easy blog to keep up. I mean, … I don’t know what I mean, except that this blog is not working for me, except in the strictest sense of the word “work”, and that’s not fair to any of the blog triangle. Something has to give. I’ll let you know when I figure out what it is, but yeah, I am taking suggestions.

When I was out shopping yesterday (don’t get excited, it was only for food, LOL), I saw a new mag/book. It was focused on hairstyles, and I couldn’t help but thumb through it. I thought it was cool that someone put that together. Sure, they did it to make money, and they almost made some off of me. But you know what else I would like to see? Models using different brands of skin care products so we could compare them side by side, like I was able to do with the hairstyles.