‘el-oh

el-oh, my name is STEvan, and I am calling you on behaf off EmElAx DireCK. Do you haf health issuance? Why do you not want the health issuance? And I am in Flooreedah.

And then when I said “I am from Mars”, he told me he was sorry.

I don’t want it. If I can’t figure out what it is you are selling, I don’t want it. Stamps are issued, health is insured, and if you really expect me to believe you are in Flooreedah, get a real estate agent and move there. Call me back when I can’t cut your accent with my paring knife.

But I do thank you for the 10 minutes of entertainment I had stringing you along, STEvan.

One Response to “‘el-oh”

  1. Jennifer Says:

    AHAHAHA!! I love when they try to pull the wool over our eyes. I get them ALL day long at work. I love the people who pretend like they are affiliated with my company… financial department? Funny, cause our financial department is located directly above my head, and you are calling from an area code across the country! Customer service on the copier? Then why do you need to know what model my copier is? Cause, we have in-house copier service, and they already know what model it is. P.S. if you were customer service on my copier, you’d call and say you were from XEROX.

    Oh sorry… tangent in your comments ;) LOL

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